Archive: August, 2006

Alcohol…What is it good for?

August 29th, 2006

Alcohol causes so many problems. In fact most problems can probably be traced back to drunken stupidity. Perhaps the biggest problem is that I like these problems. This causes me to ask the question, “what is alcohol good for?”

- Alcohol is NOT a good excuse to cheat on someone.
- Alcohol is a good excuse for a one night stand (or even a one-week-stand).
- Alcohol is a good reason to drink more alcohol.
- Alcohol is a good way to kill time when you can’t sleep.
- Alcohol is a good way to forget about your problems.
- Alcohol is NOT a good excuse to makeout with your cousin!

Please drink responibly.

XO Hennessy

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