★ Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice. How else are you gonna get what you want it life

★ Is it just me, or does John McCain always have a look on his face like he doesn’t know where the hell he is or what he is doing? I know the dude is old, but come on.

The DNC Cited what they call John McCain’s “troubling pattern of flubbing key facts and echoing obviously false statements about his own record,” the committee has put out a Top 10 of McCain’s “misstatements and outright deceptions.”

1. McCain doesn’t even know who is in charge in Iran.
2. Iraq/Iran, Sunni/Shia: McCain doesn’t know the difference.
3. McCain still thinks Czechoslovakia (which split into two countries in 1993) exists.
4. McCain wrongly claimed that Baghdad was mostly normal.
5. McCain called Baghdad market safe.
6. McCain can’t even remember how little he knows about the economy.
7. McCain falsely claimed he never requested pork.
8. McCain falsely claimed that tax cuts increased government revenues.
9. McCain’s claim to be untainted by special interest money is false.
10. McCain wrongly claimed he never supported amnesty.