★ As im writing this I’m demo’ing an app I developed in the conference room to department heads. It is so hard to pretend like I care what these people are saying. I guess the problem is pretending that I’m actually listening to what they are saying.

★ The real water cooler conversation

★ I think ‘Entropy’ is definitely my favorite word.

That is all.

★ Jon Stewart on McCain’s experience

“John McCain is a great leader because he endured 5 1/2 years of brutal treatment by his capturers…Hey Guantanamo is a leadership academy!”

★ Those crazy canadians!…funny even in the face of danger, eh.

★ Hilarity Ensues

★ After watching the Beijing Olympics closing ceremony, now I know what happens when you give someone trippin on crack absolute control over thousands of people.

★ Super Slow Motion Water Ballons…enough said.

★ I came across this quote over at 43 folders.

Multitasking is the art of distracting yourself from two things you’d rather not be doing by doing them simultaneously.

★ I have found that everything is more interesting when done to the ‘Requiem for a Dream’ theme song. I’m gonna try something new today. I’m going to imagine ‘requiem for a dream’ playing in my head for everything I do.

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

★ If it takes 1000 Microsoft engineers to code Windows 7, how many are required to change a lightbulb?

[click for answer and larger image]

Thats funny to me

★ I know what you’re thinking. There just isn’t enough ‘Hoff’ on the internet. That David Hasselhoff myspace profile just doesn’t quite do it for you. Well David Hasselhoff feels your pain, and no one understands where you’re coming from better than him. David Hasselhoff recently launched a social network centered around himself. its ‘Hoff Around The World’.

The introduction from the front page of Hoffspace:

In my travels round the world I have always been surprised that no matter where I go people recognize and know me, from Europe, Australia and India to the Philippines and the Zulu Nation in South Africa. This got me thinking… I realized that while two people from two entirely different countries and backgrounds may seem to have nothing in common, the only thing they might have in common is me… So I decided to start a network where people from across the world might come together and get a conversation started over me. Where it will lead, I don’t know but the world would be a better place if everyone talked a little more to each other…

That’s funny to me.

★ According to Wikipedia:

John McCain cheated on his first wife in 1979. His first wife, Carol, had been severely crippled in a car accident while McCain was in Vietnam. Shortly after he returned from Vietnam he began having an affair with a woman half his age. A year later he divorced his crippled wife and married his mistress.

When pressed on the issue by reporters, John McCain said:

“…It is irrelevant what I did 20 to 30 years ago”

If cheating on his wife is ‘Irrelevant’ because it happened 28 years ago, then shouldn’t his service in the Vietnam war be considered irrelevant also?

★

★ You’ll be doing jumps before you know it.

[click image for larger view]

★ Yeah, its a little blasphemous, but its funny.

Sorry We're Closed for the Holidays

★ Long live Baba Ghannouj!

★ At the mix, if you’re passing around ‘cups’ that are big enough to eat cereal out of, you should stop calling them ‘cups’.
That is all.

★ A good rule of thumb: try to avoid doing stuff that’d be awkward to explain in an ER.
That is all.

★ I hate the way society labels people. Why do people feel like they have to attach a label to someone based on what they do, or how they act. Why can’t they just let me do me. I just hate labels. In fact I think that you might even say that I’m ‘anti-label’… Damn, did I just label myself.