Broken.Paradigm.Labs » Funny http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog [undefined] Tue, 04 May 2010 02:36:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Tech Support http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/08/24/tech-support/ http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/08/24/tech-support/#comments Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:18:57 +0000 ammonkc http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/08/24/tech-support/

]]> http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/08/24/tech-support/feed/ 10 Best bachelor party toast EVER http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/07/06/best-bachelor-party-toast-ever/ http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/07/06/best-bachelor-party-toast-ever/#comments Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:29:24 +0000 ammonkc http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/?p=469 2009_the_hangover_003.jpg

From the movie “The Hangover”:

Alan Garner: Hello. How ’bout that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it Sin City.

[awkward laughter]

Alan Garner: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, “Wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

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★ Having trouble keeping up with all of the Republican sex scandals? Well TPM took the time to map it out for us.

TPM

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★ This goes out to you, KHS Class of ’97

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★ Now you got a crap-load of squares!

]]> http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/06/02/paper-towels/feed/ 5 Karma is a Bitch http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/05/21/karma-is-a-bitch/ http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/05/21/karma-is-a-bitch/#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 00:36:18 +0000 ammonkc http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/?p=457 ★ It sucks to be this guy. This is proof that karma really is a bitch.

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner – after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man’s penis off.

Full story

]]> http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/05/21/karma-is-a-bitch/feed/ 3 #swineflu http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/04/27/swineflu/ http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/04/27/swineflu/#comments Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:29:32 +0000 ammonkc http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/?p=452 ★ Not to make light of a serious issue, but XKCD must have been watching the Twitter stream get hit hard by trending #swineflu just like me. Because this is exactly what I saw.

So if Twitter is the “Pulse of the Internets”, then XKCD must be the pulse of Twitter…? I don’t know. But it’s funny because it’s true.

If you want to follow the outbreak globally in realtime, this google maps mashup is the best place.

]]> http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/04/27/swineflu/feed/ 1 We Didn’t Start The Flame Wars http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/04/22/we-didnt-start-the-flame-wars/ http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/04/22/we-didnt-start-the-flame-wars/#comments Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:20:31 +0000 ammonkc http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/?p=450

]]> http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/04/22/we-didnt-start-the-flame-wars/feed/ 0 Keep on Trying http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/04/20/keep-on-trying/ http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/04/20/keep-on-trying/#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:10:59 +0000 ammonkc http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/?p=448 We’ve been trying to have a baby for six months…

★ This was just too funny to not post. Enjoy.

]]> http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/04/20/keep-on-trying/feed/ 0 If I Were a Bro http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/02/11/if-i-were-a-bro/ http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/02/11/if-i-were-a-bro/#comments Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:40:56 +0000 ammonkc http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/?p=393

★ And the hits keep on coming with another CollegeHummor Original

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★ ONN does it again. It’s gonna be Legend-wait for it-Dairy.

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★ Mr. Chi-City AKA Mr. Goodbar

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★ CH does it again.

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★ Are we really surprised. This is just the natural progression in the “Rick-Rolling” phenomenon. If you pay attention you can see this trend all over the internets.

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★ “Closure” defined.

]]> http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2009/01/05/closure/feed/ 0 Decline http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2008/12/29/decline/ http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2008/12/29/decline/#comments Mon, 29 Dec 2008 06:30:39 +0000 ammonkc http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/?p=342 decline.png

★ Take what we’ve learned from the economy and apply it to other areas.

]]> http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2008/12/29/decline/feed/ 1 Motivational Poster of the Week http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2008/12/12/motivational-poster-of-the-week-10/ http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2008/12/12/motivational-poster-of-the-week-10/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:25:37 +0000 ammonkc http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/?p=331 image015.jpg

★ This is how my friday feels.

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★ The perks of the job

]]> http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2008/12/10/santa/feed/ 0 This is why batman and superman will never make a movie together http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2008/10/29/this-is-why-batman-and-superman-will-never-make-a-movie-together/ http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/2008/10/29/this-is-why-batman-and-superman-will-never-make-a-movie-together/#comments Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:14:55 +0000 ammonkc http://www.brokenparadigmlabs.com/blog/?p=306

★ This is exactly why a Superman & Batman movie will never happen.

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★ Envy……. apparently it also has red arrows hovering over its head.

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