★ Hilarity Ensues

★ If it takes 1000 Microsoft engineers to code Windows 7, how many are required to change a lightbulb?

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Thats funny to me

★ I know what you’re thinking. There just isn’t enough ‘Hoff’ on the internet. That David Hasselhoff myspace profile just doesn’t quite do it for you. Well David Hasselhoff feels your pain, and no one understands where you’re coming from better than him. David Hasselhoff recently launched a social network centered around himself. its ‘Hoff Around The World’.

The introduction from the front page of Hoffspace:

In my travels round the world I have always been surprised that no matter where I go people recognize and know me, from Europe, Australia and India to the Philippines and the Zulu Nation in South Africa. This got me thinking… I realized that while two people from two entirely different countries and backgrounds may seem to have nothing in common, the only thing they might have in common is me… So I decided to start a network where people from across the world might come together and get a conversation started over me. Where it will lead, I don’t know but the world would be a better place if everyone talked a little more to each other…

That’s funny to me.

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★ You’ll be doing jumps before you know it.

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★ Yeah, its a little blasphemous, but its funny.

Sorry We're Closed for the Holidays

★ Long live Baba Ghannouj!

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★ This is another example of the stupid laws that get passed in this country. What’s even funnier than these laws is that at some point these all had to be serious problems. It would’ve been funny to see #6 & 7 on cops.

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona. 

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

★ Today While I was hanging out at Kapiolani Park I saw the funniest thing. It was a round noon and it was a really nice day, so there were a lot of people out running in the park. I noticed this one particular guy running by us. He was kinda fat, but that’s not why I noticed him. A hot girl all sweaty in her spandex and listening to her iPod was running also. She came up from the rear and passed the guy. Then the guy tried to speed up to catch up with her. But just couldn’t keep up with her. It was effing hilarious! At one point he almost caught up with her, then quickly feel far behind and never made up any ground after that. It was almost like he thought ‘if I can keep up and run next to her, maybe she’ll talk to me’. Thats funny to me.

★ I thought this was pretty funny. “V A G I Z A”

★ Marketing a product in print ads is a lost art. Nothing gets your brands message across like this ad.

★ Yeah, your Gym Teacher probably was a perv

★ I just found my weekend activity for at least the next couple of weeks.

★ Its funny, its probably okay to laugh.

★ Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice. How else are you gonna get what you want it life

★ This answers any questions you might have about the internet. From now on when people ask for help I’m just going to point them to this post. Paradoxically, if you need to watch this video, your computer probably isn’t powerful enough to load it.

★ Hmm.. Something seems off on this one, Jose. Would you and your girlfriend please step out of the vehicle?

★ The Mullet, always good for a self-esteem boost.

★ Nice take on the ‘There can only be one’ NBA ads.