★ Yeah, your Gym Teacher probably was a perv

★ I just found my weekend activity for at least the next couple of weeks.

★ Its funny, its probably okay to laugh.

★ Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice. How else are you gonna get what you want it life

★ Hmm.. Something seems off on this one, Jose. Would you and your girlfriend please step out of the vehicle?

★ The Mullet, always good for a self-esteem boost.

★ I’m not sure what Hillary Clinton is think right now, but it sounds like she actually believes that she can still win. So that means that she is either delusional, which automatically makes her unfit for the whitehouse, or someone on her staff keeps lying to her in a very convincing fashion. If you ask me (and you DID [because you’re reading this]) Hillary is only hurting her own chances at running next term and damaging the position of her entire party. Nobody wants her to drop out of the race more than Bill Clinton right now. Bill has pretty much been Hillary’s bitch since she got the democratic nomination…I almost feel bad for the guy. For one thing he’s got the alpha dog syndrome and doesn’t want his wife outdoing him. For another, he doesn’t want eight years of scrutiny and having to behave himself. He’s been very happy playing golf and chasing tail with Ron Burkle and shaking down foreign governments for huge speaking fees.

★ Kinda makes you rethink where you stand on the whole lung cancer thing.

★ Motivation – Booty