★ This is how my friday feels.

★ Envy……. apparently it also has red arrows hovering over its head.

★ Sexism is wrong, no matter how fun it is.

★ The real water cooler conversation

★ Yeah, your Gym Teacher probably was a perv

★ Its funny, its probably okay to laugh.

★ Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice. How else are you gonna get what you want it life

★ The Mullet, always good for a self-esteem boost.

★ Everybody has their own reasons…Don’t judge.

★ Kinda makes you rethink where you stand on the whole lung cancer thing.

★ Motivation – Booty